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[gandhicrushkill]

According to USA Today, SUP is at the forefront of sociology. Our demands for privacy are not only outmoded and outdated, they are not socially beneficial.

I don't like this society. Can I please have interstellar travel now so I can go elsewhere?

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[gandhicrushkill]

That's unAmerican.

[gehayi]

Actually, that just means that she's a good, traditional New Englander--keeping herself to herself and minding her own business.

[gandhicrushkill]

I remember in the early 90s, Doonesbury had a Sunday cartoon with "NO RADIO IN CAR" signs you could clip out & use. the Urban one was "NO RADIO IN CAR! Did you ever think about maybe getting a job? Doing something useful with your life?" Suburban was "RADIO IN CAR!" BIG sucker, too!" & then went out to list the elements in it, adding "Eat your heart out, sucker!"

The rural one was "RADIO IN CAR? Maybe there is, maybe there ain't. I'm not tellin'. Leastways I see it, it ain't none of your damn business anyway."

ETA: Oh wait. I found the actual text. Here it is, urban, suburban, & rural:


Attention Criminals: No Radio In Car
Yeah, that's right. There's no radio in here. Go look somewhere else, you theiving hoodlum. Have you ever thought about getting a job, you punk? Have a nice day. :)

Attention Strangers: Radio In Car
A real nice radio too. Multiple CDs, megawatt speakers too. Cost a fortune. Eat your heart out!

Attention Strangers: Radio In Car?
Maybe there is, maybe there isn't. The way I see it, it isn't any of your business.